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Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

ADHDcast EPISODE XVII – Attack Of The Rotten Tomatoes

Monday hassling you again? Come on, get back in there and knock it out with… ADHDcast!

Wind up and take a swing at the start of another workweek with D. the Deejay, Zacharey Hollingshead, Brandi Shade, Garrett Williams, and Tom Schalk, with brief guest appearances by April Hollingshead, John Waynick, and Mark Stantz. We’ll be taking a bite out of boredom by rabbit-punching a plethora of topics, such as Red Baron pizza, meat tenderizing your husband, the dancing, head lice, cans of milf, snakes and geckos, becoming Krillin, glitchy games, Fable 8, military surplus trucks, Diablo versus WoW, auto detailing with Zach, mounted microwaves, using this podcast as some kind of endurance challenge, building your own computer, exciting boringness, GeoCities, being approached by Microsoft, kneading the dough, anti-jokes, Twelfth Doctor, crackpot fan theories, Nietzsche’s Greatest Hits, breaking lunchbox news, dubstepping Ted, HWAT, stwerked animals, cultured beef burgers, carnitaurus and other dinosaurs (like Earl, Charlene and the Baby), depressing endings to 90s sitcoms, Game of Thrones versus A Game Of Thrones, Cerseipher Walken, how having ADHD affects one’s ability to read, Dollhouse and Firefly, Muppets sequels, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes and its sequels, Dragonball Z Abridged, Firefly online, being distantly related to Lucille Ball, Barbara St-something, mud, and Yoda coming on to Optimus Prime. Also, introducing Rotten Tomatoes: The Home Game!

Before the bell rings and you go up against the heavyweight champ that is Monday, spar for a minute with these credits:

  • Most of the *free* music utilized in this podcast was provided by Mindphaser and Jumbo Jazz, located at Archive.org. Sorry, due to this horrendous cold I didn’t have time/energy to use any wider variety of musical selections. Next week, for sure!
  • By the way, that last line of Japanese at the beginning is “Baka gaijin wa oroka-sa no tame ni nihongo o shiyō shitai to omoimasu.”
  • Any questions/suggestions/comments can be submitted to diadae at mail dotkom (that’s an email address I’m spelling out phoenetically to avoid spammbotz), or posted in comments on this blog post. Even if you have audio questions or comments, go right ahead; I can splice them in. This includes questions for any guests, which I’ll bring up next time they’re on the show (if ever… though it’s likely they will be).
  • Don’t forget that you can subscribe to my YouTube channel to catch VIDEO versions of the interviews! (WARNING: the clips are unedited and will likely take longer to watch than the audio-only versions that I condense down into my podcast releases.)
  • This podcast is NSFW for language and crude humor.
  • This episode clocks in at approximately 2 hours and 5 minutes.
  • ADHDcast is released under Creative Commons.

Lace up your gloves and TKO any of the following three formats:

ADHDcast Episode 17 Zip files: (mp3) (m4a) (ogg) … and (one long mp3)

Let’s get ready to (g)rumble!

~D.

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Macross: Do You Remember Love?

Macross: Do You Remember Love? (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

ADHDcast EPISODE XVI – Craburrito

Already sick of Monday? 10-4 on that! Let’s ride out with… ADHDcast!

Breaker, breaker – it’s D. the Deejay, barrelling down the pike with Garrett the Ferret, Shady Brandi, Johnny “Warthog” Waynick, and Good Buddy Aedylon. We’ll be passing a multitude of interesting sights, including open-source woowoowoo, You Can’t Do That On Television, Aedylon sounding like Butthead, Galaga versus Macross, the plight of the North American craburrito, space Nazis, Garrett & Garrett Go To Taco Bell, waffles being ruined, InuYasha, movies with “2000” in the title, Aedylon’s nuts, Japanese Export (again), what John wants from happy, throwing a shoe at Aedylon, Garrett’s nipple being an attention whore, KoRn’s new album, crappyapp, (f)utilities, multiplying Garretts, twerking it, merging of universes, getting one’s “flight column” stuck in the air conditioner, going back to university and other plans for the future, The Ice Brandi Cometh, multiple varieties of strip clubs, a nice cup of warm twerk, Wiki Deli, Spatula City, Macross: Do You Remember Love, anime licensing and decline in craftsmanship, Choose Your Own Adventure books, orientaltwerk.com, getting Lasik for purposes of lab work, lists of “top 50 blah blah blah”, charades, surfing/twerking bird, dyselxia, army-related jobs, the Fayetteville flies, defecating in chartreuse, intensive Swahili programs, pressing the seat eject button, explosions of monitors, splitters, making fun of crying children, blueberry chicken, condiment wars, Michaelangelo’s Pizza Taste Test Challenge, Aedylon looking like Anjin-san from Shogun, suburban wildlife, the Ninja Gaiden series, getting a free meal at a Japanese teppanyaki steakhouse, traffic cops, marihoochie, truncating silence (or “toon-caking salad”, alternately), how to bumble your way through podcasting, Smart cars looking like gumdrops, buying sexy manatees, i c wut u did thar, e-cloves, Canadian climate, payment in beer, hearing balls, exit 69 to Johnson, the difference between “rape” and “fire”, paparazzi, work-related boobies, getting up in Brandi’s ass, and the latest air-type Pokemon.

Before we get underway, you really ought to visit this rest stop and browse through some credits in the vending machine:

  • Most of the *free* music utilized in this podcast can be found on Kahvi.org [by MigloJE, Mikael Fyrek, and SpeaK], and also Mindphaser and Can’t Buy My Pride, located at Archive.org.
  • The song “Ciao Bella” was used with generous permission by the ravishing and powerful Bif Naked. Go give her all the money NOW
  • For those of you who were interested, here’s a link to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Cinemassacre Pizza Taste Test. Also, that Call Me Shirley generator.
  • Any questions/suggestions/comments can be submitted to diadae at mail dotkom (that’s an email address I’m spelling out phoenetically to avoid spammbotz), or posted in comments on this blog post. Even if you have audio questions or comments, go right ahead; I can splice them in. This includes questions for any guests, which I’ll bring up next time they’re on the show (if ever… though it’s likely they will be).
  • Don’t forget that you can subscribe to my YouTube channel to catch VIDEO versions of the interviews! (WARNING: the clips are unedited and will likely take longer to watch than the audio-only versions that I condense down into my podcast releases.)
  • This podcast is NSFW for language and crude humor.
  • This episode clocks in at just under 2 hours and 18 minutes.
  • ADHDcast is released under Creative Commons.

Hitch up your rig to any of the following three trailers:

ADHDcast Episode 16 Zip files: (mp3) (m4a) (ogg) … and (one long mp3)

Looks like we got us a convoy!

~D.

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Teddy (album)

Teddy Pendergrass (credit: Wikipedia)

ADHDcast EPISODE XV – Schalkolate Milkschalk

Make it so, ensign! We’re flying headlong into a celestial storm of… ADHDcast!

On this journey into the unwelcome, we follow Captain D. the Deejay as he plots a course throught he ADHD Galaxy with First Mate Tom Schalk, Lieutenant Garrett Williams, and the ill-fated red-shirts Brandi Shade and John Waynick.  They will encounter strange new topics and uncomfortable subject matter, such as additions to Google Hangouts, cake or death, Blendshow: the werewolf alpha, voice acting in your underwear – or completely nude, Frank Welker, the apparent sounds giraffes make, foxes hunting birds, German madmen harnessing the power of flight, HWAT, getting back to twerk, Snooperstitious Direwolf, Westboro Baptist Church, campaign promises about bouncy castles, Captain Kirk and his very special left hand, circumcision, “Also Sprach Zarathustra” being used inappropriately, Mrs. Butterworth versus Aunt Jemima, why none of us has a girlfriend, audio tap-dancing, somewhat lucid dreaming, George being the same thing as Jimmy, the future game show known as “Japanese Export” we are developing, attempting Zim, the ballad of Mark Stantz, Twinkies and the Hostess Thrift Store, Teddy Pendergrass, sex with giraffes, the Lex Luthor Burger versus the M. Bison Burger, Street Fighter II: The Anime, highbrow humor, farting (see how those are right next to each other?), writing books so they don’t go as badly wrong as “Casual Vacancy”, Schwarzenegger’s vagina, creating alcohol from your own urine, the overwhelming number of options on the internet, Twitter’s dildo, John getting cut off at the pizza bar, Build-A-Bear Workshop, Bear Nuts (a webcomic that somehow has nothing to do with testicles), John’s serial nudity, wishing for a penis (again), Tom finding out he’s gay after a trip to the restroom, the last hair, making your neighbors deaf, the contents of a bedroom drawer, RedTube, purple peninsulas on Mars, “Manah Manah”, Liam Neeson, The Godfather being overrated, and Marx Brothers movies.

Please study this abridged Starfleet manual before your first away mission:

  • Most of the *free* music utilized in this podcast can be found on Kahvi.org [by Data Rebel, Sebastien Marchal, Mikael Fyrek, and MigloJE], but I also used a public domain version of the over-utilized “Also Sprach Zarathustra” by Kevin MacLeod, available at Incompetech.com (yes, it’s the 2001: A Space Odyssey song, but it HAS A NAME, Y’KNOW).
  • The song “Potential” was used with generous permission by the tremendous Emily Zuzik. Also “Put Me Down” by my hetero life partner, Jordan Martyr. Go give them all the money NOW
  • For those of you who were interested, here’s a link to that “GET BACK TO TWERK” video Tom was telling us about. It, uh… yeah, whatever. Go. Just go.
  • Any questions/suggestions/comments can be submitted to diadae at mail dotkom (that’s an email address I’m spelling out phoenetically to avoid spammbotz), or posted in comments on this blog post. Even if you have audio questions or comments, go right ahead; I can splice them in. This includes questions for any guests, which I’ll bring up next time they’re on the show (if ever… though it’s likely they will be).
  • Don’t forget that you can subscribe to my YouTube channel to catch VIDEO versions of the interviews! (WARNING: the clips are unedited and will likely take longer to watch than the audio-only versions that I condense down into my podcast releases.)
  • This podcast is NSFW for language and crude humor.
  • This episode clocks in at 2 hours and 20 minutes.
  • ADHDcast is released under Creative Commons.

You can beam to any of the following three coordinates:

ADHDcast Episode 15 Zip files: (mp3) (m4a) (ogg) … and (one long mp3)

Engage.

~D.

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David Bowie 03

David Bowie 03 (Photo credit: Serjao Carvalho)

 

ADHDcast EPISODE XIV – Clint Eastpants

Weathering the dreaded Monday Hangover? Get ready to fight it off with… ADHDcast!

While miss Kitty Pryde lays down some gentle somnambulistic beats, pull the thick quilt over yourself that’s made up of D. the Deejay, Garrett Williams, Brandi Shade, Tom Schalk, and a super-drunk John Waynick as they examine such semi-confrontational concepts as having a Walkenfrog in your throat, video cards, Clint Eastpants, naming your children after anime, frothy mugs of water, adult cereal boxes, a pissing contest of hourly usage on Steam, what a tchotchke is, business cards, voicing Disney characters, getting Garrett laid, bison being the meat of the future, checking one’s leghair, mimosas and other liquor, being your own prostitute, fox-watching, more technical difficulties (one day we will get this right, I swear!), Max Headroom, the impending Episode Zero, Firefly and other Whedonness, Christopher Walkenwolf, sneaking into other people’s houses, Good Mythical Morning AKA Rhett & Link’s Excellent Adventure With Ayn Rand, Three Stooges impressions, NoisehairCast, nudism at its worst, The Flaming Drunkard, the difference between chai and soy, someone slipping crack into John’s alcohol, popper stoppers, being in a podcast with David Bowie, rim-job versus rim-shot, coffee after midnight, addiction to fanfiction, squeezing the ferret to get your money back, mounting John, mapmaking and its many trials, me being a “homey D”, deviantArt, attribution of alcohol consumption, how to improve one’s speaking voice, “come have sex with me”, this one time at band camp, Brandi trying to fix Garrett up with her skanky friends, getting a pineapple stuck up your ass, sleeping with cats, McDiving, Jack FM, de declawing debate, autotuning vulpines, a cold and delicious bottle of hand sanitizer, taking a screenshot on the Nexus tablet, and using the phone icon to change the volume on your space heater.

Be sure to weave the appropriate hand signs to defeat these intimidating credits:

  • Most of the *free* music utilized in this podcast can be found on Kahvi.org [by Altus + Trx], but I also used even more relaxing tunes by Mindphaser and a song by Royal Hawaiians, which can be found at Archive.org.
  • The songs “smiledog”, “Okay Cupid” and “Give Me Scabies” were used with generous permission by the inexplicable and cute Kitty Pryde. Go give her all the money NOW
  • Also, I used a permissably-short clips of a Gorillaz song. Because… if you need help with that one, then we’re done here. I SAID DONE. GTFO
  • Any questions/suggestions/comments can be submitted to diadae at mail dotkom (that’s an email address I’m spelling out phoenetically to avoid spammbotz), or posted in comments on this blog post. Even if you have audio questions or comments, go right ahead; I can splice them in. This includes questions for any guests, which I’ll bring up next time they’re on the show (if ever… though it’s likely they will be).
  • Don’t forget that you can subscribe to my YouTube channel to catch VIDEO versions of the interviews! (WARNING: the clips are unedited and will likely take longer to watch than the audio-only versions that I condense down into my podcast releases.)
  • This podcast is NSFW for language and crude humor.
  • This episode clocks in at 2 hours and 19 minutes.
  • ADHDcast is released under Creative Commons.

Very quietly select which of these three formats you need, and FOR GOD’S SAKE DON’T SLAM THE DOOR:

ADHDcast Episode 14 Zip files: (mp3) (m4a) (ogg) … and (one long mp3)

There, it has been delivered. Now SHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…

~D.

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